No fake I.D.s. No crybabies.

What’s the story, morning glory?

Five Points Bottle Shop is known by it’s logo: No fake I.D.s, No crybabies. We’re asked about it all the time. So, what’s the story?

The answer is simple, really. While Five Points Bottle Shop is serious about libations, we don’t mess around with the underage. Mosey up to the counter with a fake ID, and you’re likely to get your 15 minutes in the here and now. No joke.

Fake it ’til you make it, it ain’t.

Bring us a fake ID to purchase some hooch and you’re walking out empty-handed. No whining. No crying. No chance.

At Five Points Bottle, it ain’t a democracy. And yet despite our iconic slogan, there’s no shortage of additions to our wall of shame thanks to our location in the midst of a bustling college town known, in part, for its inclination to party. And that, folks, is the rest of the story. Go figure.